Hilton Washington DC National Mall The Wharf

CLASSIFIED BRIEFING: OPERATION JULES JOSEPH FAMILY REUNION 2026

 

REUNION: IMPOSSIBLE - THE 40TH ANNUAL JULES JOSEPH FAMILY REUNION

Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to secure your quarters for the upcoming rendezvous. The target: Hilton Washington DC National Mall The Wharf.


This briefing will self-destruct after you have committed to your mission.


 

OBJECTIVE: INFILTRATE THE HILTON

 

Your team's base of operations will be the Hilton Washington DC National Mall The Wharf, located at 480 L'Enfant Plaza SW, Washington, DC 20024. We've secured a top-secret Jules Joseph Family Reunion Rate of $208 per night.


Your objective is to book your room for the period of Thursday, July 16, 2026, through Monday, July 20, 2026. Should you require an extended stay, contact your handlers at JJFR2026@salleeandjoshua.com to arrange the group rate for up to two days before or after the designated mission window. 


 

INTEL: STRATEGIC ASSET LOCATION

 

This hotel is a tactical goldmine. It's positioned directly above the L’Enfant Plaza Metro Station, a central hub that connects you to five of the six major Metro lines.

  • Adjacent to the International Spy Museum—perfect for reconnaissance.

  • Minutes from The National Mall—for covert operations and sightseeing.

  • Atop a diverse Food Court—a safe house for quick sustenance.

  • Near The Wharf—a bustling area for debriefing and leisure.

  • Walking distance to the National Museum of African American History and Culture, the Capitol, and a full-service grocery store—all mission critical locations.

Inside the Hilton, your secure room offers a choice of one or two KING beds, access to a seasonal outdoor pool for aquatic training, and a 24-hour fitness center.


 

EXECUTION: INFILTRATION PROTOCOLS

 

Choose your method of arrival:

  • Flights arriving to DCA: Take the Yellow Line from Ronald Reagan Washington National Airport. Estimated travel time is less than 20 minutes. Taxis from DCA would likely range from $30-$40.

  • Flights arriving to IAD: Take the Silver Line from Dulles International Airport. Estimated travel time is approximately 75 minutes. Taxis from IAD would likely range from $90-$110.

  • Flights arriving to BWI: Use the MARC Commuter Rail and the Metro from Baltimore/Washington International Thurgood Marshall Airport. Estimated travel time is 80-85 minutes. MARC rail ticket is $9 and will drop you at Union Station.

  • From AMTRAK Union Station: This is a crucial first stop for many agents. From Union Station, you can ride the Metro for approximately 22 minutes or drive for about 10 minutes. The Metro is the most efficient and recommended option. The MetroRail ticket is $6.75 and your stop is L'Enfant Plaza.

Private transport options such as Lyfts, Ubers, Taxis, and rental cars are also available. The hotel does not provide shuttle service. Hotel valet service is available for $65 per vehicle per night.


 

BOOKING SECURELY

 

Be advised: the room rate will increase if more than two adults are present in a single room.

Good luck, and we'll see you at the rendezvous!